Drawn and Quarter-Zipped

EPISODE 108: A pandemic of athleisure.

The four NBA coaches who made the Conference Finals this season all share something in common:

A pullover.

Because unlike Pat Riley in Armani, or even Larry Brown in overalls (yes, overalls), modern basketball authority rejects individual style in favor of logo’d, sideline uniformity.

So, today, we summon New York Times critic-at-large Wesley Morris (and his two Pulitzer Prizes) to help us explain how we got here. What we’ve really lost, amid this pandemic of athleisure. And why women’s college basketball has the heroes we desperately need.

ALSO: Mutating into a muppet; Don Zimmer vs. Pedro Martinez; Hubie Brown as Philippe Petit; and the most delicious glass bowl of chocolate pudding you could ever hope to taste.

DKN/YOUTUBE SPOILER ALERT:

Blartingly,

Pablo