This episode, somehow, became one of the best things I’ve ever reported.
I’m just gonna lead with that because it’s difficult to tease the ingredients and events that make this investigation so absurd without spoiling them.
And I’d like to take credit for all of it! But so much of this journey — a journey which took us from the greatest quarterback of all time, to a voice-modulated NFL executive, to Maury Povich — is just how this shit happened.
Even though the person (and team) at the center of it has been missing from the most famous origin story in the history of America’s biggest sport.
For 25 years.
So: whether you’re sick of Tom Brady — or don’t care about football, at all — I bring you 44 minutes and 50 seconds about how sports history changed, forever.
DKN/YOUTUBE SPOILER ALERT:
Compensatorily,
Pablo