Welcome to MMA America
EPISODE 356: Homeland Security.
You may have noticed that the U.S. government is mixed martial arts now.
In fact, the same day we published this episode, with our returning pals Wyatt Cenac and Tim Miller (of The Bulwark), FBI director Kash Patel made this announcement:
PLUS: Stephen A.’s campaign, Kristi Noem’s fuckplane, Corey Lewandowski’s halitosis, Chuck Lidell’s workout room, a re-patriated blankie, Benihana, Huggie Bear, Bernie Sanders, Dean Cain, and Frank Ocean.
YOUTUBE SPOILER ALERT:
Sincerely,
Pablo





MMA training for FBI. Nice. That’s rich. Maybe Dana White can be the new FBI director. lol.
libs all voted for genocide
most ufc athletes vocally oppose the genocide
im glad liberalism killed itself
i want to live in mma america not ur sanctimonious genocidal hellscape